The Oktoberfest

Date: 12th October 2013
Venue: Big G's Game Pavilion
Participants:
- Big G
- Kevlar
- Da Boom
- Mad Mik Monkeh
Itinerary:
- play the sh*t out of boardgames

As the inaugural post 40 day of boardgames, there was much scoping of potential victims and chest puffy, alpha male activities. Games actually played, with a short narrative and detail of how much I lost follow. But first, a nice pic of some of the games touted by the host:

Game 1 - King of Tokyo
Ooooooh was it close. Big G got lucky with a poison power up, sending the rest into a terrified spin. They did, sadly, rally and start to batter the proverbs out of me. Monkeh fell first, with a all or nothing last gasp where Big G could win all or lose everything. He managed to fell Da Boom and fall one die short of finishing off Kevlar. Stupid (but fantastic) game.

Victor - Kevlar

Game 2 - Citadels
Kevlar triumphed yet again.He handed out pwnage like it was marzipan. Great game, but not much to say on it. Not that I am bitter.

Victor - Kevlar (again)

Game 3 - Nuclear Escalation
Old school 80's game. We all sit about pretending not to be pointing nukes at each other and then we unleash HELL at each other. Not any normal hell but NUCLEAR HELL!!

Kevlar got going early with an attack on Big G, incurred the wrath of the rest of the world and, ultimately, managed to assure mutual destruction with Da Boom. Sadly, this left Mad Mik Monkeh and Big G in a cold war situation which the Monkeh was winning, but just to make sure he nuked the crapookeh out of Big G to find himself the last man standing. I am sure he enjoyed loitering with malicious intent on the irradiated husk he had made himself king of. Hope he choked (metaphorically) on it.

Victor - Mad Mik Monkeh

Game 4 - Zombie Dice
 BRAAAINS!

Da Boom was inspired by a recent viewing of Zombieland and strode ahead and munched on more survivor heid than everyone else. Da Boom - Craploads, Survivors - diddly squat, The Rest of Us Zombies - not enough to beat Da Boom.

Victor - Da Boom

Interlude for Scran - Slow Roast Pork with slightly healthier sides

Game 5 - Tales of the Arabian Nights
Details to follow - in short, Big G was a goatsnakemerman and everyone else was a little more sane. Kevlar almost won but was pipped to the post by Monkeh.

Victor - Mad Mik Monkeh

All in, everyone but the host won. This boardgame stuff is rubbish. Anyone for Call of Duty?